Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Dating to Save People from Hell



10 Christian Dating Tips for Effective Missionary Dating

1. If he tells your that you are hot...
> Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
> Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
> Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
> Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
> Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
> (or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

6. If he tries to kiss you...
> Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
> (and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

7. If he asks to come inside...
> Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
> Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
> Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
> Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

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